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The Nonsense of Noah L. Holcomb

melomentalo:

officialunitedstates:

please don’t reblog or like or comment on this post.  I want to get as few notes as possible.  please don’t do it.  thank you for your cooperation

Ok np.

You got it Bro. I got ya Back.

Well guys I did it. My name in lights! All over Los Angeles! #fame #fortune #closeenough

Well guys I did it. My name in lights! All over Los Angeles! #fame #fortune #closeenough

Tagged with:  #closeenough  #fortune  #fame
I’m a machine! #adoodlemachine #doodles

I’m a machine! #adoodlemachine #doodles

Tagged with:  #doodles  #adoodlemachine
I’ve been doodlin’ Almost nonstop the past few days! #doodles #cantstopme

I’ve been doodlin’ Almost nonstop the past few days! #doodles #cantstopme

Tagged with:  #doodles  #cantstopme

saucefactory:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

peabodysfedora:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”

THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME

(via pixelnoton)

You guys, my beard looks so good right now.

The Comedy Store

Got a show at the Comedy Store in Hollywood tomorrow night and Saturday night and I’m nervous as hell. I don’t know why but I kinda hate telling jokes over again. I know I need to so I can really work them and improve but after I tell a joke once it just feels weird.

Anyway I’m working on my set today, or trying to but having some mental blocks. I really have no opener, 5 minute sets seem so much more difficult than longer sets to me. 😕 I just want it to go well.
I just want to make people laugh.

The Comedy Store

Got a show at the Comedy Store in Hollywood tomorrow night and Saturday night and I’m nervous as hell. I don’t know why but I kinda hate telling jokes over again. I know I need to so I can really work them and improve but after I tell a joke once it just feels weird.

Anyway I’m working on my set today, or trying to but having some mental blocks. I really have no opener, 5 minute sets seem so much more difficult than longer sets to me. 😕 I just want it to go well.
I just want to make people laugh.

When Daryl comes over. #music #funny #cousindaryl

2 months ago

Tagged with:  #cousindaryl  #funny  #music

This is me trying to sing while attempting to use the #assistivetouch feature. It did however capture 3 perfect moments. Just not the ones I wanted. #failure #fruatration #funny

Okay listen, If you are gonna flirt with me, you’re gonna have to be Blatantly Obvious, because believe me, I am not picking up your hints.

You could have me alone and strip down right in front of me and I’d Still be like “Oh are you hot? Let me turn the air on.”

2 months ago

Tagged with:  #truth  #flirting  #obvious

misssnicket asked: I have one question to ask you, good sir, why exactly did you follow me?

You reblog a lot of cartoon related material and I like cartoons :D

Anonymous asked: $100 is a lot of money for a single page.

aintgotnoladytronblues:

katyfarina:

fauxboy:

how much is a loaf of bread? hm? $3? $5? 

At my local grocery store, bread is about $4.50 for a decent size italian loaf. If I make $7.25 and hour, that means I’d have to work 37 and a half minutes for a Loaf of bread.

but hey, that’s not so bad right? Work two hours and you’ll have a sandwich, eh?

Oh hey, turns out I also need toilet paper, rice, chicken, some veggies, a can of soup, and some cereal. (to name a few basic groceries one might need on a budget) we’ll round those things down to $25 just to make the math easier.

at $7.25 an hour I’ll have to work about 3 and a half hours for basic groceries.

That doesn’t include bills or gas or all the other groceries I need, That’s ONE quick trip to the store and I already have to work half a day just for that.

You don’t understand Anon, my pages could take HOURS if not DAYS. Between the sketching, inking, colouring, lettering, and finishing it’s taken at least a full two day’s work if not longer for each page.

I have a job that pays me beans, I cannot afford to post more pages a week without compensation. I literally cannot afford to do that. Not to mention the idea that art is only worth minimum wage cheapens the amount of work and effort that goes into producing it. I should be making WELL ABOVE minimum wage for my art via page count and commissions but it’s this damn “deviant art” mindset that makes people feel like they’re being swindled for paying a livable wage to artists. It’s rude and childish and I ask that you please stop considering artists as less worthy of affording a normal life.

You can either pay me what I ask for what you want or stop complaining about what I already give you for free.

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ATTEND TO THIS, JACKHOLES

losille2000:

For all the writers, artists and other creators out there… (x)

losille2000:

For all the writers, artists and other creators out there… (x)

(via timorous-beasties)

Alkaline doodle #doodles #Alkaline #monsters

Alkaline doodle #doodles #Alkaline #monsters

Tagged with:  #doodles  #monsters  #alkaline